“A

love test

is actually a self-graded review that analyzes the participants’ supposed level of purity in worldly things (gender, medications, deception, and other activities assumed as
vices
), usually on a percentage scale with 100% being more and 0per cent getting the smallest amount of “pure”. On line purity examinations were on the list of earliest of
Online memes
, well-known on
Usenet
from early 1980s. However, comparable kinds of tests distributed under different names long before the existence of online.”

The known purity test in history is

The Unihot tub sex tumblr Purity Test,

authored pre-1980 within Massachusetts Institute of tech Baker residence. In 1983, Carnegie Mellon produced a 247-question adaptation. Numerous changes occured since the net took off with a 2000-questions long adaptation printed in fall ’95.

You may well be familiar with the

Unisex Omnisexual Purity Test

, a 500-question variation readily classified as the net’s best love test.

We’ve been using these foolish assessments because the 90’s as it was the only thing you could perform on-line besides have cybersex with visitors. The concerns are normally taken for “have you actually involved with heavy petting over the waist” to “had your face put into a urinal or toilet bowl voluntarily?” or “hairless or shaped your own genital pubic hair in a specific layout (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)?” or “had gender, oral gender, or [mutual] self pleasure with just one kind pet over and over again? (Alive or lifeless.)” It gets somewhat horrible.

At an Oakland Autostraddlea meetup on the weekend, the main topics love examinations emerged and then we thought it will be enjoyable to publish our personal for Lezbos. We’re going to keep away from many of the a lot more extreme aspects of the first examination.

WARNING:

Purity Exams aren’t Computer. It’s simply for fun. It really is nbd.

Because this is a lesbian purity examination, unless if not specified, the gender of intimate spouse is a person who determines as a female (whether cis or trans or whatnot). Use your very own definitions. It isn’t a proper examination. It’s anything you like it to be, like drawing with crayons on a blank piece of paper.

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LESBIAN SEX PURITY TEST

Give yourself one percentage point for NO.

After the exam, the number of “nos” indicates how pure you are in the lesbian sexworld. It’s possible to answer yes to every concern or no to each and every question. There is nothing mutually special.

The Fundamentals

Ever…

1. Held fingers or cuddled with a lady you were attracted to?

2. Held arms or cuddled with a lady you’re interested in who was also keen on you?

3. Gone on a date with a girl?

4. Kissed a female just who identifies their own intimate direction as a lesbian or bisexual or some other lady-liking marketing?

5. Kissed a woman whom identifies their unique intimate direction as straight?

6. Kissed a lady which identifies as direct but is plainly not straight?

7. Kissed a man exactly who recognizes as either bisexual or heterosexual?

8. Kissed men which identifies as homosexual?

9. Touched a lady through the waist-up in an intimate or intimate way? (clothed or else)

10. Touched a woman through the waist-down in an intimate or romantic way? (clothed or else)

11. Masturbated?

12. Masturbated with a partner? (Mutual masturbation)

13. Masturbated while considering Shane?

14. Masturbated while contemplating other lesbian fictional character throughout the teevee or perhaps in a motion picture?

15. Had a sleepover (in identical bed) with another lady?

16. Had a sleepover (in identical bed) with another woman which create intimate activities?

17. Had a sleepover (in the same sleep) with another woman which UNEXPECTEDLY lead to intimate activities?

18. experienced a monogamous connection with an other woman?

19. held it’s place in a polyamorous connection with at least one different woman?

20. Had a climax?

Positons & Styles

Perhaps You Have …

21. “Dry humped?”

22. Had intercourse?

23. Scissored?

24. 69’ed?

25. 69’ed effectively?

26. Had anal sex (giver or receiver)?

27. Provided or obtained dental sex?

28. involved with sexual tasks you’ll classify as regarding bondage and control (B&D), popularity and entry (D&s) or  sadism and masochism (S&M)?

29. Used a strap-on or any other dildo during sex?

30. Used a strap-on during intercourse?

31. Damaged a strap-on or other sextoy during intercourse?

32. Fingerblasted or already been fingerblasted?

33. powered Hot Wheels over a female’s clitoris?

34. become fisted or fisted some other person?

35. Been taking part in a threesome with two various other women?

36. Already been taking part in a threesome with men and a lady?

37. Been taking part in group intercourse or an orgy?

38. Had phone gender?

39. Had gender with one?

40. Had a climax during partner sex or intimate activities?

Lovers

Maybe You’ve produced completely, had intercourse and/or dental gender with…

41 … somebody in a position of power over you (teacher, manager, mentor) or some body you’re in a situation of power over?

42 … a recreations teammate or adversary?

43 … somebody who was at the closet?

44 … a hollywood or a celesbian?

45 … a closeted celeb or closeted famous (locally, nationwide or internationally) person?

46 … your own straight best friend?

47 …. your own lesbian closest friend?

48 …. the buddy’s girlfriend or ex-girlfriend?

49 … a girlfriend?

50 …. a lot more than five some other females (not necessarily in addition)?

51 … more than ten other women (not always in addition)?

52 … a stranger?

53 … an ex?

54 … some one hitched to one?

55 … somebody married/civil unionized/domestic partnered/commitment ceremonied to a woman?

56 … an ongoing or former gender worker?

57 … Whitney?

Maybe You’ve kissed, made away or had sex with someone you found…

58 …at gay transformation camp or any other event/gathering/school made to “treat” you of homosexuality?

59 … at an all-women’s university?

60 … via Autostraddle (’cause they write for like, ’cause you came across posting comments, or at an Autostraddle meetup)?

61 … via tumblr or other kind of blog site?

62 … if your wanting to realized you were homosexual? (like in: you initially met this individual when you did not understand you were gay, but connected with them afterwards AFTER knowing you used to be homosexual)

63 … in school?

64 … working?

65 … at a bar or dance club?

Viewing & Listening

Have you had sex or made completely with some one while listening to…

66 Tegan & Sara?

67 Radiohead or Portishead?

68 Ani DiFranco?

69 Ani DiFranco — purposely?

Perhaps You Have…

70 saw directly pornography?

71 Watched “lesbian porno” that’s in fact really just for directly folks?

72 saw queer lesbian pornography made for/by actual lesbians?

73 Read lesbian pornography?

74 saw pornography with a sexual partner?

75 Watched

The L Keyword, Certain, Skins, Gia

or any other lesbian movie/show with a girl you like assured that it will your likelihood of getting some?

Location, Area, Location

Have you ever made or had intercourse with someone:

76  â€¦ in a bed?

77 … in the restroom?

78  â€¦when there clearly was a line to use the restroom?

79  â€¦ and received knocked from the bathroom for making in it?

80 … in a religious building or host to worship?

81 … in a college or University building, whether you are a student, instructor or arbitrary civilian? (dorms cannot rely)

82 … inside moms and dads’ household? (whether you live with your moms and dads or otherwise not)

83 … on a motorboat, cruiseship, train or aircraft?

84 … at Dinah Shore, The Michigan Womyletter’s Music Festival or Rodeo Disco?

85 … on Pride month or nationwide Coming Out Day?

86 … in a car?

87 … on the beach or in the woods or anywhere that you placed your self vulnerable to getting dust, mud or will leave inside butt?

88 … in a hotel or hotel area gained especially for the reason for having sex?

89 … while becoming filmed or shooting your self?

90 … in a human anatomy (lake, hot spa, etc)?

Etc.

Have You had sex while…

91 … you or your spouse were in your period?

92 … you or your spouse had been pregnant?

93 … someone else had been seeing or having sexual intercourse in the same space?

94 … in a different nation?

Have You Ever ever….

95 …had sex with several folks in a 24-hour duration?

96 … licked hummus or candy off an other woman’s hard nipples?

97 … had intercourse or sexual relations while intoxicated with alcoholic beverages?

98 … had gender while intoxicated by marijuana or other medications?

99 … had gender while acting getting sober even if you were not sober anyway?

100 … had intercourse with a car or truck because you
mistook it for the next elephant
?

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HOW PURE ARE YOU PRESENTLY? EXPRESS YOUR SCORE!

Assorted Links throughout the day:

from queerbrownxx.tumblr.com

The reason why Lesbian Porn is the better
:

“Lumpkin’s pornography doesn’t feel filthy. Hot, indeed, but dirty, no. And for each video clip, there is certainly a clip from the actresses dealing with their own experience regarding the set. This gives one’s body parts a real face, the actual reverse of objectification.”

(@alternet) (do not always trust every things in this post but it is fascinating none the less)

The reason why Mainstream Porn Isn’t Prepared the real deal Sex
:

“Females, there is an impact between vaginal grooming for creation price as well as the straight-out homogenization of pussies.” (

@thedemoiselles)

The Twisted Field Of  “Ex-Girlfriend” Porn
:

“The intrinsic infraction and decreased permission found in actual “revenge pornography” helps it be some of the much more annoying wallpaper in the world of internet based pornography — but also the phony material shines lighting regarding darker edges on the man intimate mind.”

(@salon)

There is a
screw yeah Jiz Lee
today, did you realize? It’s no
fuck yeah autostraddle
, but it is pretty rad likewise. (@tumblr)

Gender guidance from pro-choice protestors
(@nerve)