Last week I found myself waiting in line at Starbucks and having my much needed Monday early morning caffeine fix, whenever a rather good-looking guy, with a million buck smile, aided myself get my personal credit card. I experienced fallen it while purchasing a tall slim vanilla latte. He had been beautiful. When his eyes came across mine, I imagined my personal hips were planning to buckle and I also would fall smack dab into the muffin countertop. I thanked him and relocated out of line to wait for my personal morning obsession with be prepared. While I found myself waiting, the guy stepped over and launched themselves. When Mr. Million Dollar Smile hits aside their hand to introduce himself, I see a beautiful couple of cuff-links, my personal male style weakness, and a really manly collection of hands that provided a strong handshake. I am immediately putty in those manly fingers. Whenever my coffee purchase had been called, he achieved over and got it, got a pen, and wrote their wide variety on the side of my mug. Adorable, I know. He flashed myself their gorgeous grin one last time, and without claiming a word, passed me my personal coffee-and was presented with.

I wait the essential 3 days to phone him (yeah, yes it’s true fellas, I am able to have fun with the online game too). Mr. Million Dollar Smile and I have an excellent conversation where the guy advised we go see resident Cope in the residence of organization. I am more than thrilled. We came across at South Water thug kitchen to grab a fast bite to consume ahead of the tv series and a container of wine. By the point our food arrived, I happened to be a tad little bit tipsy and already incredibly in love. I’m in the exact middle of a hysterical story (this would not astonishing to anybody) once I seemed up to see him just take a bite out-of their hamburger and in it, discover their white teeth – those remarkable teeth that provided him that million buck smile – stuck…in their hamburger.

I attempted to not ever try to let my surprise and scary tv series, but anyone who understands myself understands that my feelings usually are written everywhere my personal face. He turned eight colors of yellow and tried to clarify how they had gotten knocked-out in a fight. What? My personal Prince Charming is actually a thug in cuff-links? Apparently, at one-point inside the life he had been training for an Ultimate Fighting Championship together with the most important seven leading teeth knocked-out during a fight and from now on wears false teeth that actually clip into their lips. Hmmm. Today, I am not sure about you, but nothing says beautiful for me like a person that is merely 32 and has phony teeth. We immediately have visions of him spending the night and moving to see their teeth seated in a cup of Efferdent Plus to my nightstand. We quietly scolded me to be therefore really shallow and swore to prevent the eyesight of him toothless out of my mind, and relish the remainder of the evening with a sensible, funny and smart guy.

We drop by the home of organization, got some beers at the club, and pushed our way-up to the level where I was forward and middle with Citizen deal. Yum. We are having a fantastic time, Citizen deal ended up being performing Sideways, and Mr. Million Dollar Smile leaned over, got my personal hand, and pulled me in for a soap opera deserving kiss. We instantly had visions of one’s beautiful children, the bungalow design house in Naperville and what automobiles we would drive since I decline to purchase a mini-van, until Im snapped back in fact using the knowledge that there had been something in my own throat… and it’s maybe not my personal gum. We nearly vomited all around the flooring, there facing Clarence Greenwood (top honors artist of Citizen Cope and a big hottie) once I knew that the thing that was inside my lips had been his teeth. We shit you not. The next couple of minutes occurred in slow-motion. The guy appeared up at me personally, beamed this toothless grin, and began to say anything about me having his teeth, and I also reflexively freaked-out and desired those teeth regarding my personal really throat as quickly as possible, and so I spit them out so fast you’d have believed these were poison. Bad step, Gena. The next 20 minutes or so were spent attempting to search a floor with this dark colored space with merely the mobile phones as mild and attempting to not ever disturb additional concertgoers. When we eventually found them, they certainly were covered in dust, dust plus some really serious bar grime. I happened to be carefully disgusted, however since disgusted when I was when he…wait for it…then place them back to their lips – bar grime as well as!

Yup, that’s it. I’m out. Temporary video in teeth I’m able to manage (with alcohol), but I have to draw the range at bad hygiene. Does the guy hug their mummy with that throat? Ew. Ew. Ew.